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you may call it jealousy, well I call it disgust
smiling faces, visual perfection
genocide for the right complexion
looks or death, yeah, what comes first?
consumerism at its worst
you don’t care who’s suffering
as long as the dough keeps flooding in

don’t wanna live, don’t wanna live
in the Fourth Reich

fuck your 0.1 percent
the pretty people you represent
we’re the 99.9
if this is ugly then it feels just fine
this is how we’re meant to be
the zombies shown us on TV?
tell this to your stupid beauty class
stick your perfect body up your perfect arse


from Stories From Sleepless Nights, released March 1, 2001



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3 1/2 Inch Floppy Birmingham, UK

I met all of the band over a couple of weeks in October 1999. We met at different times, due to different band T-shirts. Sebby, Dave and I practised in my kitchen and it’s a miracle that they didn’t walk out then. But they stayed on, and Pete, Rachel and Jo were thrown in and the rest, as they say, is… unfortunate.
- Will DeNiro
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